THE GOSPEL

For a ward activity the other night, the missionaries put on a "commercial" and i thought it was so cute i asked for the script! so i am certainly not taking credit for this but i thought it was way too fun to not share!

Do you ever feel bummed out? Do you wonder about the purpose of life? Do you have feelings of inadequacy and self doubt? If you're like millions of Americans, you suffer from a lack of THE GOSPEL in your life.

Good thing there's the Gospel. The Gospel will help you feel better about yourself, give you hope and a moral foundation in your life. Those who embrace the Gospel experience an increase in happiness and family closeness. Say goodbye to those rainclouds and hello to the Gospel!

As with any medication, you may experience side effects while embracing The Gospel:

In clinical studies, the most common side effects were sweaty palms and slight nausuea, although this only occurs while speaking in Church.

Other side effects may include:

• Hunger pangs on the first Sunday of each month
• Persistent burning of the bosom
• A buildup of canned food in your closet and powdered milk under your bed
• Persistent visitors at your front door each month
• Drowsiness associated with early-morning seminary
• Non-voluntary participation with the Boy Scouts of America
• Some users have reported hearing a still small voice.

If you find yourself attending sunday meetings for longer than three hours, don't worry about it. Its completely normal.

Ask a missionary for more information about The Gospel.

Don't wait.. Call today.